I have a very long winded cat. Also Hello.

My cat briefs me every morning while I shower and drink my eight cups of tea. I can’t drink coffee anymore because apparently a 22 year old “shouldn’t get heart palpitations,” or whatever, but I don’t have health insurance anymore so the jokes on my doctor, my days of receiving unsolicited medical advice are over!Continue reading “I have a very long winded cat. Also Hello.”