Eulogy for Spartacus Jr. (Beloved fish)

We are gathered here today to pay our final respects to Spartacus Jr, a beloved fish taken before his time. We come together in grief and boredom, acknowledging our loss. May God (or should I say Cod) grant us grace, that in pain we may find comfort, in sorrow hope, in death resurrection. Though notContinue reading “Eulogy for Spartacus Jr. (Beloved fish)”